Sonaze Chatroom

THIS IS NOT A STORY; IT'S A VIEWING OF A FUNNY CHATROOM AND IS IN SCRIPT FORMAT. THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. CHARACTERS IN THIS CHAT MAY BE OUT OF CHARACTER.

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ON THE SONIC HEROES CHAT NETWORK(SHCN):


Shadow: HIIIII


Shadow: Anybody there?

Shadow: HULLOOOOO

Shadow:

Shadow: HELLO!? ANYBODY!? HELLO HELLO HELLOOOOO

Shadow: >.> people

Silver:

Shadow: HIYA

Silver: wat r u doin

Shadow: NOT MUCHHH just bored -.-

Silver: ok

Shadow: >___O

Shadow: LOL HES WINKING

Silver:

Shadow: lolololololol

Shadow: bored >.>

Shadow: Watch this

Shadow:

H
He
Hel
Hell
Hello
Hell
Hel
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Shadow: Pyramid, lol

Silver:

Shadow: Whats ur problem

Silver: idk

Shadow:

Shadow: Where r u

Silver: Ur face

Shadow: >_< no srsly

Silver: I'll answer u if u speak in real dialect

Shadow: Hey ur doing it too

Silver:

Shadow: I WANT SOMEONE ELSE TO JOIN CHAT! SILVERS BEING A LITTLE ANNOYING

Silver:

Shadow: srry lol

Shadow:

Shadow:

Shadow:

Shadow:

Shadow:

Shadow:

Shadow:

Silver: stop

Shadow: why

Silver: because

Shadow: ???

Knuckles: HI

Shadow: HOLLAAAAA

Knuckles:

Shadow:

Silver:

Shadow:

Shadow: wtf

Knuckles: ????

Shadow: Hey Knuckels shouldn't u be guarding ur emerald

Knuckles: "Knuckels"?

Shadow:

Silver: *Knuckles

Shadow: stfu

Silver:

Shadow:

Sonic: Uh, hi?

Shadow: OH HAI THAR

Sonic: o...kay

Shadow: Its funny how all of us find the time to chat here on SHCN. Knuckles has an Emerald to guard and the blue hedgehog has a world to save

Sonic: Eggman's not up to anything

Shadow: IM SORRY

Sonic:

Shadow:

Shadow: dat would b funny if Eggman hacked into this chatroom and trolled us or cyberbullied us

Sonic: No, it wouldnt

Shadow:

Sonic:

Shadow: SORRY I JUST HAD A RED BULL

Sonic: that's so unlike u

Shadow: yea I am just bored and since Amy started dating me I'm a different person

Knuckles: :vomit:

Knuckles: Whoops I meant

Shadow: stfu

Knuckles:

Tails: hey

Sonic:

Sonic: hey guys do u know if Blaze comes on here?

Shadow: idk

Shadow: why

Sonic: no reason, just wonderin

Shadow:

Shadow: I dont even think she knows what a computer is

Sonic: she does

Sonic: I got her a laptop and showed her this chatroom last month

Shadow: why

Sonic: why what?

Shadow: Why'd u get her a laptop

Sonic: idk

Shadow: do you liiiiiike

Shadow: her

Shadow: do u

Shadow: HELLO

Shadow: U do dont u

Sonic: no

Shadow: whatever

Shadow:

Silver: STOP

Shadow: NO

Silver:

Shadow: so u like Blaze blue hedgehog

Sonic: NO I already said

Blaze: uh, hi??

Shadow: BONJOUR MADEMOISELLE <spelled wrong, sorry

Blaze: it looks right

Sonic: Hi Blaze

Shadow: <this guy is scared to get peed on

Sonic:

Shadow:

Blaze: so I saw this bouncing icon on my screen and it was coming from this site

Shadow: means you've got new messages from chat members

Blaze: oh, and how do you make those emoticons

Shadow: you'll figure it out. It's fun without you using it. I'm really the only person on here that uses them

Shadow:

Sonic: just enter something and put colons around them

Shadow: LOL COLONS

Sonic:

Tails: I'm glad I'm busy working on the Tornado now

Shadow: LOOK

Shadow:

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Eg
Egg
Eggm
Eggma
Eggman
Eggma
Eggm
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Shadow: Hm, Eggman's mother, do you think her name is "Eggma"

Shadow: lol

Silver:

Shadow: EggMA, like, MA as in, MAMA

Silver: Oh

Shadow:

Blaze: :happy:

Blaze: ???

Sonic: there's a smiley for that

Blaze: really

Sonic: Yeah <bring ur mouse up to that

Blaze:

Blaze: YAY!

Shadow: *COUGH*NOOB*COUGH*

Sonic:

Shadow: ???

Sonic: dont insult Blaze

Shadow: U DO LIKE HER

Sonic: no I don't

Blaze:

Blaze: O__O

Shadow: >

Shadow: Who was that hug for?

Blaze: Idk Sonic i guess

Sonic:

Shadow: YOU LIKE BLAZE

Sonic: No I dont

Shadow: Bull crap

Shadow:

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Yo
You
You l
You li
You lik
You like
You like B
You like Bl
You like Bla
You like Blaz
You like Blaze
You like Blaz
You like Bla
You like Bl
You like B
You like
You lik
You li
You l
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Silver: seriously, stop that

Shadow: IT MAKES A PYRAMID THOUGH

Shadow: IT CAN WORK BACKWARDS TOO

Shadow:

Eggman
Eggma
Eggm
Egg
Eg
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Eg
Egg
Eggm
Eggma
Eggman

Shadow: LOL

Silver: stop, please

Sonic: I don't like Blaze

Shadow: WHATEVER lol


-Tails leaves the chat-

Shadow: BYE BYE

Silver: you need to stfu

Shadow: no i dont im just bored

Silver: ur not acting like urself

Shadow: AMY HELPED ME OPEN UP MORE

Silver: orly

Shadow: yeah

Shadow: I'm still myself, though, but I'm a little more humorous

Silver: I still like the old Shadow best. Maybe you should dump Amu

Shadow: HELL NO I LOVE HER and it's Amy

Sonic: even online, they're fighting

Silver: whatever

Shadow:

Silver: >___<

-Silver leaves the chat-

Shadow:

G
Go
Goo
Good
Good R
Good Ri
Good Rid
Good Ridd
Good Ridda

Sonic: okay we get it

Shadow: dammit blue hedgehog

Sonic: that's the Shadow I knew before

Shadow: >.> I'M STILL MYSELF IM JUST BORED AND PLUS AMY'S HERE AND SHE TYPES A LOT OF WHAT IM SAYING

Shadow: Heyy this is Amy!

Shadow: see

Sonic: sorry

-Knuckles leaves the chat-

Shadow: WTFFFFF

Shadow: <

Shadow: Amy posted that not me

Shadow: No I didn't don't listen to him!

Shadow: NO AMY POSTED ITlakjglkejakg

Shadow: Amy's trying to take over the computer

Shadow: alkgjelkamv,.39302otlk;lg2,./v,./m;lkwfopqgkpo[pqgo0KAJGLKEJALKGJMLMV, OIEU902I8UJTG4IKEMDKLVM

Shadow: damn

Shadow: that's better

Sonic:

Shadow: wut

Sonic: I have nothing to say here <.<

Shadow: THEN LEAVE

Blaze: HE DOESN'T HAVE TO

Shadow: WTFS UR PROBLEM

Sonic:





Shadow: Hello is anybody there

Sonic: oh sorry I went out for a run...sitting too much makes my legs hurt

Blaze: LOL

Shadow:

Shadow: poor guy, he's sad

Shadow:

Sonic: STOP

Shadow: Why

Sonic: it's annoying

Shadow: Ok how bout this

Shadow: or

Blaze: HOW do you do that

Sonic: Put your mouse up to the faces

Blaze:

Blaze: Oh

Shadow: Just experiment with faces on the letters of your keyboard

Blaze: ok...

Blaze: :A :C :E :F :G :H :I

Shadow: this could take awhile

Blaze: :J :K :L :M :N :Q :R :S :T :U :V :W :Y :Z

Blaze: oh

Sonic:

Shadow: >_>

Shadow: so yea

Shadow: I HAVE AN IDEA!

Shadow: wait no that's a bad idea

Sonic:

Blaze: How do you make that

Sonic: Question mark

Blaze:

Shadow:

Blaze: oh wow

Shadow: Im gonna go, this is boring

-Shadow leaves the chat-

Sonic: bout time

Blaze: So...Sonic...how are you?

Sonic: Okay I guess

Blaze: something wrong

Sonic: Nah



Sonic: So how are YOU?

Blaze: Fine [:D (Big Grin)]

Sonic: sweet

Blaze: So...you don't like me?

Sonic: What? Who told you

Blaze: Shadow asked if you liked me and you said know

Sonic: I think we should message each other, because this'll be a private conversation



IN THE MESSAGE BOX

Blaze: So you like me, or not?

Sonic: Actually, I do [:) (Smile)]

Blaze: [:D (Big Grin)] really!!?!

Sonic: yea

Blaze: [:D (Big Grin)]

Sonic: ^^

Blaze: :3

Sonic:

Blaze: [:) (Smile)]

Sonic:

Blaze:

Sonic:

Blaze: Blue and purple [:D (Big Grin)]

Sonic: ^_^ like us

Sonic:

Sonic:

Blaze: [:O (Eek)]

Sonic:

Blaze:

Sonic: You're getting the hang of it!

Blaze: Yea I found a key

Sonic: awesome

Blaze: So...wanna go out?

Sonic: yeah ^^

Blaze: ok

-Blaze leaves the chat-

-Sonic leaves the chat-